Nah. Here. Let me point you to what I'm actually doing around this place:
What else do you want to know about me? I've got a business site for non-research things, like my consulting business, my open-source workflow toolkit, my technical topics and articles, and even my resumé and my technical translation resumé.
I meta-draw a Web comic strip. I call it meta-drawing because I draw using XML specifications for the strip, which are processed using a Perl script I've spent an inordinate amount of time on, which converts them to SVG, which ImageMagick then converts into graphics. Some guys restore antique cars, so what can I say? If you want normal, you're in the wrong place here.
I also maintain the CRCC site. Slowly, but I maintain it. Same goes for the Make Money Fast Hall of Humiliation. I just recently got interested in politics, so I built a workflow kind of system to do decentralized transcription of hate radio. I also maintain a free spam filtration service.
At some point, I'll be moving some of my research-related papers over here. They're just term papers and readings/research reports from my first doctoral iteration (1994-1996), but the ideas in there pretty much define what I'm still trying to do.